Note to Self: Rocks are Dry Clean Only

The real fun starts at the 57 second mark. 

The Charlotte Skyline

Yesterday evening, the girls and I drove to the QC to make some pictures of the Charlotte skyline.  Before we left home, I googled "the best places to photograph the Charlotte skyline."  I got bombarded with results and decided to visit the top 4.  Google didn't tell me we would have to trespass on private property at three of the locations to get decent shots.  Cassidy actually made all the pictures while I kept the get away car in drive.  I'm also adding a few random shots we made along the way. If you live near Charlotte, this is great way to spend an evening. 

This Video is NOT Funny

So, why do I roll on the floor and laugh my ass off everytime I watch it?

Happy Endings

My bitch sister has her own tanning salon.   Last week while I was there, I got bored so I started taking pictures of everything.  I became fascinated with the names of the tanning lotions.  Some of them had me rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.  Here are a few examples (my personal favorites are, Take Olive of Me and Free for All) :

Me:  "Christy should start doing massages in the back of the salon, she could use these lotions."

Cassidy: "Yeah, massages with happy endings."

How to Be a Creepy Stalker By: Lionel Richie

Riding Shotgun

Riding Shotgun: Earning the right to ride in the front passenger seat of someones car. This is also the direct opposite of "riding bitch," where you are sitting center-backseat, sandwiched by your friends. It is "shotgun"'s responsibility for controlling the car temperature, changing radio stations, and calling out landmarks. Variations to "calling shotgun" can include paper/rock/scissors, coin flip, or being the first to yell "shotgun" when the driver pulls their car keys out of their pocket. Seniority rarely means anything when calling shotgun.

Urban Dictionary