The Male Version of Jamie and Myself 4 Years Ago

I'm a fan of Nickelback well, come to think of it, I'm really not a big fan. This was the least favorite song I ever heard them, him, or whoever sing. My BFF Jamie thought the song was half-way somewhat tolerable so I guess she would be the one playing the guitar.

Honest Answer

This past weekend while we were trying to park at Walmart, my mother and I saw a bumper sticker similar to this one.

Me: Do you ever worry about where I would go if I died?

My mother: No, but I do worry about what you'd leave behind.

Jingle Bells Part Two

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Random Holiday Moments

Because I'm a Robot

She reminds me of me especially at the 1:10-1:30 mark.

Two Goobs AKA Justin and Cassidy

Remi Sings Jingle Bells

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My Mother Cheering for the Panthers. She's Sober, I Promise.

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Many Thanks to My "Elfing" Son

Remi's (Almost) Made From Scratch Santa Cookies

Second Hand Smoke

My mother called this morning to find out how often I am exposed to second hand smoke. She recently read an article that explained how second hand smoke reduces a person's risk of becoming pregnant. I informed her that I recieve all of my second smoke from the person that calls me her daughter. She then asked if it would be okay with me if she visits more often. I strongly encouraged her to move in as soon as possible to be on the safe side. I also plan to ask the two Amanda's at work to let me ride along on their lunch break as a form of birth control back up.

LMAO! I Am Officially Their Biggest Fan

Our Princess Tree

Remi and I finally finished decorating our Christmas tree just in time for the new year. Yes, I know its only three days until Christmas. And, yes, I know my bitch sister had her tree up sometime in late summer. She will probably feel real sorry for the babies because I put up our tree in December instead of September. I waited because I know what Remi is capable of. I imagined her totally destroying it. However, this time I was wrong. She is absolutely in love with it and she calls it her Princess Tree because she can't pronounce Christmas. Last night she fed her Princess Tree some birthday cake and then she gave it a bath.

She Inherited Her Stupid Questions From Her Father's Side of the Family

Me: Cassidy, did I tell you that we're having a Christmas Eve party this year?

Cassidy: No. When's the party?

Me: On Christmas Eve.

Tootsie Pop AKA Tootsie Roll Pop

This past June the babies and I were at Hannah's birthday party where Dum Dum suckers were being served to innocent little children (thanks to my Aunt Lynn). Remi and Sydney became instant sugar addicts. This week when Remi asked for her daily candy fix I realized I was out of the notorious Dum Dum suckers. I did find one Tootsie Pop in the pantry. I let the babies fight over it. Sydney won.

I'm Changing Her First Name to Mischief on Monday

MISCHIEF: An offense against property that does not involve conversation. (Wikipedia)

Dear Remi,
This blackmail post is for my future grandchildren. I am hoping they will see these photo's of their mother and decide to bring the same sort of joy to your life that you brought to mine when you chose to paint the kitchen, family room and yourself with flour and oatmeal cereal.
Sincerely Yours Forever,

Mom

This Totally Reminds Me of the Many Hours Jamie and I Spent Rehearsing for Karaoke

Now and Then

Around this time last year I bought this adorable giraffe outfit for Remi. I ordered it 2 sizes too large so that she could wear it for at least two or three years. Well guess what? Its already too small and its only been a year. Here are some pictures of her in the outfit today and a couple from last year. She has grown so much in such a short period of time. Her legs are longer and her hair got way bigger!

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